Love song for Cody Zeller
Cody Zeller
Hottest feller
I wanna see your big, fat dick
You get me wet at the flick of a wrist
You are fucking 6’11
I’m sure your dick will bring me to heaven
I love your baby face
I’ll sit on it with lace
You got on the 4-0
I can tell you’re the type to take it slow
It’s because of the jersey chase
you make me have a big O face
Getting with a freshman seems like a possibility
Oh God, Cody please come marry me
You dunked then sat on Leonard’s face
You were truly born from a superior race
Oh Big Handsome show me your dick
imagine if it were a candle wick
It would burn for so long
Our love couldn’t go wrong
I know you’re mormon and like to wait
But not fucking me would be a big mistake
Oh Cody you specimen of perfection
I just want to see your erection
We can pretend to have a one night honeymoon
Damnit Cody you make me swoon
Cody, my Cody
Why don’t you fuck me?
Love,
ISlutAtIU
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ode to will sheehey
oh sheehey,
how you tease me
when you cut off you hair
i didn’t give a care
because the way you score
make me want you even more
oh sheehey,
i would love to let you inside of me-hey
take me home to florida
and i will be your whorida
you were number one on my list,
so let me give you the jist
you make me want to be your tramp
you can lick my kilroy’s stamp
oh will, will , my will
thoughts of your dick plague me still
oh sheehey.
won’t you do me?
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what did i drink last night?
so i’m wasted all the time. you know this, but what kind of wasted am i? what did i drink? Want to get frisky and don’t know what to buy me at the bar? well here’s a handy list of different kinds of alcohol & how they affect me:
Vodka: duhh classic. we all drank endless rounds of vodka shots at some random frat freshman year, got super blacked out and probably ended up in some dude’s room. it was just life. vodka always brings back memories of this, and thus turns me into a wild party girl. i want to dance and party and take pictures. i will drop it so low that i fall. vodka me is tara reid in the 90’s, lindsay lohan in the 00’s and miley cyrus in the 10’s combined.
Whiskey: Whiskey is a pretty powerful drink. It can go one of two ways either I feel like an invincible bad ass who can get any guy and kick any bitches ass. i am an awesome female cowboy. ooooor ( lets say i’ve had way too much whiskey) i turn into baby. i am helpless. i cannot and will not get off the floor and i can’t talk in any noise above a whisper. where am i? heeeeelp meeeee
Everclear: I genuinely have no idea. I don’t remember any thing from any time I’ve ever consumed it. I have heard that it gives me a strong disire to vom in terrible places. Like on food that my friends are eating. Sorry i’m not sorry. ( because i dont remember and therefore it didn’t happen)
Tequila: am i naked and slurring my words? am i dancing like a stripper in a bar where everyone else is just standing around? am i sexting everyone i know? if yes then i drank way to much tequila.
Beer: omg i am soo full. but i am so chill. i’m just one of the bros. i can just kick back, have a few and share a pitcher with some of my best buds.
Wine: i am so classy. i am now a lady of the court. you are all my servants. FETCH ME SOME JIMMY JOHNS, COMMONERS!!
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